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[thelastjoy]

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[killthisparty]

hey
what does the fuzzyshit eat

[thelastjoy]

i just give him whatever im eating
if it doesnt kill me i figure it wont kill him

[killthisparty]

but u're not here right now
dont they eat rats and bugs and shit

[thelastjoy]

do you see a lotta rats and shit around here? canned junk is what he gets until we see more creatures
is he beggin for food right now or are you just feeling sorry for him

[killthisparty]

i dunno i havent looked hes sitting on the marble and meowin at me tried to take my food

[thelastjoy]

if you got out more youd see we aint got much furlife
yeah he wants food
or just wants your attention. he might just like you

[killthisparty]

if u keep sayin that i still wont do it

why would he like me

[ Probably because he feeds him and pets him and plays with him sometimes.]

[thelastjoy]

if i annoy you enough you might

you pay him attention. he aint found many people he didnt like anyway

[killthisparty]

only if theres somethin in it for me

dont do much
hes here
got on me
dont got more food for him

[thelastjoy]

fresh air and sunlight? heard rumors those things were good for you

hes good at sensing people. you dont gotta do much for him to see you
and?
he probably wants you to pet him

invitation-- an EGGS-cuse to party

[fernbeleafer]

[ sometime this week, when girl is out and about, a small bird with long skinny legs flaps hurriedly down nearby. once it has their attention, its long skinny beak opens and words come pouring out! real actual words which don't sound bird voicey at all. in fact, it sounds like a familiar weird redhead they might know: ]

"Hi Girl! So I'm throwing a brunch in the orchard this Friday morning around elevenish and I'd love you to come! Please bring anything you--"

[ whoops, maybe there was more to the message? either way, the bird takes off again to fly out toward the horizon and back to its home island in the distance. feel free to interpret that unfinished request however you might, brunch buddy! ]

[thelastjoy]

[Girl watches slack-jawed as the bird flies away, moving only to keep her cat from trying to give chase. She holds the struggling creature to her chest, blinking up at the sun as she tries to spot it's escape route. ]

Is that how normal people get invited to parties?

[She grumbles before heading back inside. She has to bring something? What do normal people bring to parties? Maybe Ghoul will finally let her borrow the gun. Gatherings back home always ended in police raids, maybe it wouldn't hurt to be prepared here...]

[killthisparty]

thats bullshit i dont believe it for a second

hes purring
loud lil shit

[thelastjoy]

you believe plenty of bull

thought you liked loud shits
why else you keep ghoulie??

[killthisparty]

very selective bout the bull i believe in

gettin u some candy for that one

[thelastjoy]

so you wont believe the bull im telling you?

if you can find it ill take it

[killthisparty]

gotta say im questioning it for a minute

o yeah i got a bunch. G dont even know
he makes me share, gotta get sneaky

[thelastjoy]

harsh. when have i ever lied?

pinky swear i wont tell him
im young ill appreciate it more than him

[killthisparty]

could be lying right now
just being careful

and yeah good
fuck him hes too old anyway

[thelastjoy]

im not the lying kind

over the hill
time to kick him out

[killthisparty]

thats what a liar would say
a liar like me


yeah ill get the crowbar

[thelastjoy]

maybe i didnt take after you
maybe im more like jet

gonna beat him outta the house?

[killthisparty]

thats what someone like me would say

an yea if i have to

[thelastjoy]

there you go painting us with the same brush

wish i had a camera for that

[killthisparty]

i raised ur lil ass i know how u do

the phones have cameras

[thelastjoy]

then you only got yourself to blame

half figure if ya film with this thing people could get it from the network

[killthisparty]

okay but what if i dont

dont got a way to just keep the video?

[thelastjoy]

then blame ghoul


i dunno. havent messed with these things much

[killthisparty]

done n done

fuckin hate these bricks
make me itchy

[ Which, somehow, doesn't actually stop him from playing with the camera every so often, in private.]

[thelastjoy]

make you feel like youre bein tracked ?

or is it just too noisy for you

[killthisparty]

too many voices in it
cameras still feel too nosy
i dunno its just too weird

[thelastjoy]

everything about this place is weird
you could always leave it at home for a while
take a break from the voices